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WelcometoYouJizz(not"ujizz"or"jizztube")!Accordingtoa2010pressreleasefromwebfilteringcompanyOptenet,37%ofallcontentontheInternetisporn.Whilethisexactnumberhasbeencalledintoquestionbysubsequentstudies(whichusedifferentmetrics,butareworthnoting),there'snodoubtthatasignificantportionofallcontentonthewebisdevotedtosex.Still,thisshouldn'tbesurprising,consideringthatsexisoneoftheworld'slanguages(uptherewithmusic).Don'tbelieveme?Let'ssayyou'retravelingtoJapanwithzeroknowledgeofthelanguage.Youneedtogettoafarawaycity,soyouboardatrain.SittingacrosstheaislefromyouisaprettyJapanesegirlinaplaidskirtandknee-highsocks.Younoticehereyeingyoufromherseat,butyoushakeitoff.Maybeit'sjustaculturalthing,youthink.Youlookawayforasecondandlookoutthewindow,checkingouttheview.Youcan'tstopyourselffromthinkingaboutthatsexyJapaneseschoolgirlthough,soyoustealanotherpeek.Thistime,she'sstaringatyou,bitingherlip.Herhandsslowlybegintomoveupherthighs.Shespreadsherlegsslightly.Shedoesn'tbreakeyecontactwithyou.Herhandskeepmovingupuntilshe'sgentlyrubbingherclit,bitingherfingersseductively.There'snoneedtosayanything.Ofcourseshewantsyourcock.Whatareyouwaitingfor,youidiot,youbettergetacrossthataisleandjoinher!"!Sex,inotherwords,isoneofthemostdeeplyrootedneedsofhumanbeings.Ofcourse,itisnotsurprisingtolearnthat,then,sexualcontentdominatesontheInternet,whichisaplacewheretheentirehumanracesharesallknowledgeandinterestswitheachother.Thatbeingsaid,withthedizzyingamountofpornoutthere,itcanbedifficulttosiftthroughallthepornandseparatethecrapfromthesmut.Ofalltheadultsitesontheweb,manyareporntubesites.Overthelastdecadeorso,porntubesiteshaverisentobecomethenewindustrystandardforfreeporn.GonearethedaysofsharingfilesandcandidvideosonYoutube.Tubesareking.Buttherearesomanytubesitestochoosefrom.That'sexactlywhyI'mhere,totellyouwhichsitesareworthcheckingoutandwhichonesaregarbage.You'veprobablyheardofPornhub,Redtube,andYouporn(theydominatethee-pornindustry).ButhaveyoueverheardofasitecalledYoujizz.com?No?Well,thenwhydon'twetakealookatit?I'mJane,you'reJizzIloveasitewithafunandstraightforwardname.YouJizz.Itsayseverythingitneedstosay,it'squick,andit'seasytoremember.Ioftenstumbleacrosssomereallygreattubesites,butcan'trememberwhattheywerecalledwhenIgolookingforthemagain.WithYoujizz,it'shighlyunlikelythatyou'llforget.Ifyou'reataloss,allyouhavetodoisthinkaboutwhatyouspendmostofyourdowntimedoing:YouJizz.Ohyeah,howcouldIforget!?Asiftheirnamewasmemorableenough,rightbelowthelogoontheYoujizzhomepage,itsays"Yes,sir!"TheOandUofYoujizzhavebeentransformedintoawinkingaristocraticface-theOisaneyewithamonocle,theUisawink,thelettershaveamustachebelowthem,andatophatabove.Finally,awebsitehasemergedthatmakesjazzsomethingclassyagain.Truetoitsname,thesiteitselfgetsstraighttothepointfromthemomentyoureachthehomepage.Noexplanationsormissionstatements,noranyunnecessaryflufftokeepyoufromyourpornfix.Justanavigationbaratthetopandacolumnofthumbnails,hundredsofpageslong.Let’sgetdowntobusinessThethumbnailsareallveryhighquality.They'regoodthumbnails,too.Noneofthatstillimagenonsense.Instead,whenyouhoveryourmouse,asnippetofthevideoplaystopreviewit.Thesitedoesn'tseemtosufferfromanykindoflagbecauseofit.That'sthewayitshouldbe,people.Withsomanysitestochoosefrom,youreallyhavetoofferthebestsitefeaturesifyou'regoingtosurvive.Inadditiontohavingtonsofgreatpornclipstochoosefromassoonasyouenterthesite,Youjizzalsoofferswhatseemstobeadecentnavigationbartohelpyousiftthroughallthecontent.Easilyswitchbetweenpopularvideos,newestvideos,topvideos(thisweek,thismonth,oralltime),randomvideos,ahugelistoftags,oralistofpornstarsfeaturedonthesite.Thebestthingaboutthisfeatureisthatnomatterwhichoptionyouchoose,Youjizzdoesn'tbothertotakeyoutoacompletelynewpage;youstayontheoriginalpage,it'sjustthecontentthatappearsthat'schanged.ThisisadesignfeaturethatIwishmoresiteswouldadopt.Itmakesnavigatingthesitemucheasierandfaster.Losingsteam...Othertabsonthenavigationbarinclude"LiveSex,""VRPorn,""Meet&Sex,""PornGames,"and"HD."Clicking"LiveSex"willtakeyoutoYoujizz'sownadultcamsite,whichisalwaysanicetouch(nottomentionit'sabitrareforalesser-knowntubesitetohosttheirowncamspace).However,"VRPorn"appearstobeashittylinkthattakesyoutoarandomsite(mostlythird-partycamsites),soit'snothingmorethanashitty,misleadingad.Thesamegoesfor"Meet&Fuck."ThatjusttakesyoutotheAdultFriendFindersite.Don'tevengetmestartedonthat...Clickon"PornGames"andyou'llalsobetakentoarandomthird-partysite.Butatleastonthistab,everytimeyouclickityou'llbetakentosomewhererelevant.Unlikethe"VRPorn"tabonYoujizz.So,Iguessifyouwanttosignupforamembershipanddownloadaporngame,youcanfindabunchofthembyclickingthere.Atthispoint,IhadalmostgivenupontherestofthenavigationbaruntilIclickedon"HD."IthoughtitwouldtakemetoanothersitethathostedHDvideosandchargedforthem,ortoonewhereYoujizzwouldtrytocoercemeintobecomingapaidmembertogetHDvideos.Instead,IwaspleasantlysurprisedtoseethatYoujizzfilteredthevideosonthepagetoonlyshowHDcontent.Don'tletthenon-HDaspectratioofsomeofthesethumbnailsfoolyou;they'reallactuallyHDwhenyouopenthem.Whileyoudon'tneedtosignupforaYoujizzaccountinordertoviewanyofthevideostheyoffer(well,exceptforinteractingwiththecamgirls),theydoallowyoutosignupforfree.Thisallowsyoutouploadvideos,likevideos,andsavevideos.Imustsaythatthesefeaturesaren'tenoughtoconvincemetogothroughthetroubleofsigningupforanaccountonYoujizz.Youcan'tcommentonvideos,orinteractwithotherusersinanyway,shape,orform.IfIweregoingtoconsidersigningupforasitelikethis,I'dliketoseemoreoptionsforinteraction.Youwanttocum,youwanttopayOnelastthingtoconsiderwhencomparingYoujizztoothersimilartubesites:ads.AndYoujizzdefinitelyhasads.First,there'sapop-upadwhenyoufirstclickonthesite(whichisreallyfuckingannoying).Therearealsoadsontherightandbottomofthevideopages,aswellasatthebottomofthehomepage.Ifthatwasn'tfrustratingenough,Youjizzalsoplaysadsbeforethevideostarts;adsevenappearwhenyoupausethevideo.That,tome,isanunacceptableamountofadvertising.Asyoucansee,Idon'tadvertiseatallonTheporndude.com,andI'mfinewiththat.Anadultsiteshouldexisttoprovidetheuserwithanenjoyable,pleasurable,andrelaxingexperience,nottotrytofuckingsellhimshit.I'mnotanunreasonablepersonoranything.I'mwillingtolooktheotherwayforsometastefuladsaslongasthey'reoutofthewayanddon'tinterferewithmyenjoymentofthesite.Butifyoumakemewaittowatchavideo,openanewpageonmybrowser,ortrytofuckingtrickme,Ijustdon'tfuckinghaveit.It'sunacceptable.But,unfortunately,thisisjustthenormforsomanypornsites.Iwishmoresiteswouldstepuptheirgameandstayawayfromthiskindofshit,butwhatcanyoudo?Allinall,adsaside,IthinkYoujizzisaprettysolidtubesitewithgoodcontentandaneasytonavigatedesign.WhileIprobablywon'tcheckitoutrightnowbecauseI'mmadattheads,Imightcomebackandgiveitashot...acumshot,thatis.Happyjerk-offing,youdegenerates!

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