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Cumlouder?Well...Porntubesitesandoriginal,premiumpornstudiocontentaretwoveryseparateworlds.Imean,sure,mostworthwhilepornsitesofferclipsofscenesfromthebiggestpornstudiosintheindustry,that'sagiven.Butsurelynopornsiteoffersawidevarietyofcontentfromacrossthewebandproducesitsownoriginal,professional-gradevideos,right?Wrong.EnterCumlouder.com,asitethatfinallymergesthesetwoseeminglyunrelatedthings.Insteadofsimplyaggregatingthehottestpornscenesfromthousandsofsourcesandallowinguserstouploadtheirownamateurcontent,CumLouderblursthelinebetweenfreetubesitesandpremiumpaysites,flippingtheseparateformatsontheirheads(andshovingdicksintheirmouths).Cumlouderpayslittletonoattentiontoyourpreconceivednotionsofwhatapornsiteshouldbe.AndthankGodforthat.NotonlywillyoufindclipsfromyourfavoritestudioslikeBrazzers,RealityKings,Vixen,NaughtyAmerica,andmore),Cumlouderalsoofferstheirownoriginalcontent.And,moreimportantly,thiscontentisactuallyprettydamngood-justlikeeveryotherpremiumvideoonCumlouder.Theresultofcombiningthesetwoworlds?Acompletelyuniqueandunparalleledpornsiteexperience.FromthemomentyoulandonCumlouder'shomepage,youmightbealittledisoriented.Thedesignandlayoutofthesiteisevensimilartoalotofthemember'sareapagesI'veseenonpaysites.Youhaveanoff-whitebackgroundwithblack,white,andorangetext,andaveryprofessionalbanner.OnthefarleftofthebanneristheCumlouderlogo,inaloudorangeandwhitesignaturefont.Immediatelytotherightisthesearchbar.Alittlefurthertotheright,you'llfindtheirslogan:"PornFavorstheBold,"withacheckmarknexttoit,amemberloginbutton,acreditbank,andalanguageoption.Sleek,easy-to-navigatewebdesignBelowthisslenderbannerisyoursitenavigationbar,whichlistsHome,PornVideos,Categories,LiveCams,Girls,Channels,Bonuses,andtheStore.Clickingon"Videos"willtakeyoutosomethingclosertoatypicaltubesiteyoumightbemorefamiliarwith,agallery-stylelistofthumbnailssortedbydateadded,notbystudioorcategory.IfyouwanttojustlookatCumlouder'svideos,there'sahandyoneabovethevideoresultswithalistofrecentlypopularsearchtermsforyoutochoosefrom.Clickingon"Channels"letsyoubrowsevideosfromyourfavoritepornstudios.JustwanttowatchvideosfromBrazzers?Done.JustwanttocheckoutscenesfromCentury21Sextury?Click,click,done.Thiscanbeagreatwaytogetafeelforsomeofthepopularpaysitesbeforeyousignupformembershipswiththem.Tryafewoutbeforeyoubuytomakesurethey'rerightforyou.Clickingonthe"Rewards"tabwilltakeyoutoasurveywhichwillaskyouquestionslike"WhoisyourfavoriteCumloudergirl?"andletyouchoosebetweenfouroptions.Afteransweringfiveorsixsimilarquestionsaboutthesite,youwillbetakentoapagewhereyoucanclaimyourreward.Therewardis,asyoumighthaveguessed,alistoffreetrialmembershipstopopularpremiumpaywallandcamsites.It'skindofaletdownifyouaskme.It'smoreofawayforthemtomeasurethepopularityoftheircontentthanarewardforyou(mostofthesesiteshavefreetrialsanyway).DoesCumlouderMeanCumBetter?So,howbigofanadvantagedoesCumlouder'soriginalcontenthaveoverotherstudios?Well,firstofall,it'scompletelyfreeforCumloudertooffertheiroriginalvideosonthesite,sothat'sabigadvantageforthem.But,pricedifferenceaside,I'mprettyimpressedwiththeirstuff.I'dcomparemuchofitscontenttoastudiolikeRealityKings.Muchofitisshotinagonzostyle,shakycameraandall.Butthegirlsaregenerallysexy,andthescenesarefull-length(around40minutesorso),providethenecessarybackstory/context,andavarietyofposesandangles.Oh,anddidImention,it's100%free?However,Cumlouderalsooffersapaidmembership.Onthesign-uppage,theyboastthattheyare"themostpopularpornsiteintheworld."Butthereisnoevidencetosupportthisclaim(and,tobehonest,Ihighlydoubtit).However,ifyouareapaidmemberofCumlouder,yougetexclusiveaccesstoall17oftheirHDseriesandtheircamsite.Theyalsoadvertisetheabilitytoaccessthefullsiteonanydevice,"anytime,anywhere."Havingsaidthat,IwillsaythatIhadnoproblemloadingtheentiresiteonmyiPhonewithoutapremiummembership.So,basically,allyou'repayingforisaccesstoHDvideos.And,personally,Icanthinkofbetterwaystospendthat$17.99/month.Theircontentiscertainlygood,butwhywouldIpaythatmuchwhenIcangetmostofitforfree?Tome,Cumlouderwouldhavetoincorporatesomeenticingextrasandexclusivecontenttoconvincemetopaynearly$20permonth.Maybeifthemonthlypaymentalsocamewithacertainamountoftokenstoplayaroundwithontheircamsites.Maybe.Whatistheadvertisingsituationlike?ThereareadsonCumlouder.Asusual,they'reprettydamnannoying.But,forCumlouder,they'reprobablymuchworse,asfarasadsgo.Therearenohiddenclick-throughadsorpop-upstodealwith.Theyalsodon'tmakeyousitthroughadsbeforewatchingavideo,orbombardyouwithadswhenyouhitpause.Instead,you'llfindthemtotherightofthevideowhenit'snotfullscreen,andattheverybottomofeachpage.Ishouldalsosay,though,thatmyadblockerhasmadethemgoaway;allIhaveisanemptyboxlabeled"Ads."So,allthingsconsidered,CumlouderisdefinitelynottheworstsiteI'veeverbeentoasfarasadsgo.Stillunnecessaryandannoying,sure,butwhatever.Adsare,unfortunately,parforthecoursewhenitcomestopornsites.Hopefully,moreandmoresiteswillgoad-freeandeventuallythiswon'tbethecaseanymore.CanCumlouderHelpYouEjaculateTogether?OnCumlouder,thereareafewinteractiveco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