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Well,NetFapX...let'sbehonest...I'veseendozensofpornsitesthatimitate"NetFlix"inonewayoranother...it'sgettingprettyfuckingannoying.Howbadcanyoupeople'simaginationsbe?Imean,Iwon'tbotheryouwiththesepeople'spoorchoiceofwords...however,Iwillbotheryouwiththecontenttheyputontheirpages.Well,fornow,I'llonlybotheryouwiththecontentthattheguysatNetfapx.comhaveprovidedus.Ibelieveit'sworthmentioning,isn'tit?Firstofall,Iwanttoletyouknowthatthispageiscompletelyfree.Youdon'thavetopayforanything,whichisahugeplus.That'ssomethingIlovetoseeinpornpages.Whostillpaysforpornthesedays?Well,obviouslyalotofpeoplestilldo,butlet'sbehonest,inthepastyouhadtopayforeverylittlepornthingonewayoranother.YouhadtopayforyourDVDs,youhadtopayforyourmagazinesandshitlikethat,andthat'snotthecasenowadays,becauseyoucangetatonofgreatHDpornforfree,aslongasyouknowwheretolookImean,Netfapx.comisreallyagoodstart,seeingthatthedesignofthepageisverysimple,thepagedoesnotbegformoneyoranythinglikethat,butboyohboy,therearetonsofadshere,whichmightbealittlebitofanissueforsomeofus,butit’stotallyunderstandable,seeingthatthesesmallwebpages(obviously,Netfapx.comisnotthatwell-known,isit?)needsomethingtolivefor,sotheysupportitwithabunchofadsontheirpages,andtheygetthatsweetcashthatway.However,theseadsareusuallynotasaggressiveastheyarehere.Theseotherpageshavealittleadpop-upinthecornerofthesitethatyoubarelynotice,whichisgreat.Nooneevencaresaboutthat.Infact,theselittleadsarekindofcute.Theyhavetheselittleanimations,andtheyreallygetyoumovingforsomereason.Someoftheseadswillshowyoushortbutsexyvideos,whichissomethingmostofusdon’tmindintheend.However,whatwedomindistheadsthatpopuponourscreensandconfuseusbecausethey’renotreallythateasytoclose.Infact,theadsIsawonNetfapx.comweresoannoyingthattheydeservetheirownsectioninthisreview.I'mthinkingofdevotingawholesectiontotheseadslateron,becauseIdon'twanttokickthisthingoffwithsomebadstuffthatnoonelikestotalkabout.Again,let'sgetbacktothegoodstuffaboutNetfapx.comandlet'sfocusonthatuntilthetimeisright.Imean,let'snotruinthemoodrightaway,thatwouldbeprettyfuckingbad.ThecontentitselfAsIsaid,there’satonofjuicycontentonthissite,andit’sallcompletelyfree,whichisagoodthing.Infact,thepornherewouldbeprettyaddictiveifitweren’tfortheadsthatpopupwhenyouclickonavideo.There’snothingreallywrongwiththeseads,however,sincetheycanbeclosedwithjustasingleclick.Thereareafewother,morepersistentadsonthispage,whichI’llgettolater,sincethey’redefinitelyworthmorethanabrief,vaguemention.Therearetonsofcategoriesonthissiteforyoutochoosefrom,andI'dsaythey'reprettydecentifyou'renotthatkinky.Mostofthemareprettybasic,soifyou'rethetypewholikessexthat'smore...intense,you'redefinitelynotgoingtohavemuchfunonNetfapx.com.Let'scallitthat.Intense.Yougetcategoriesthatareallaboutgirlsridingdicks,someaboutgirlssuckingdicks,someaboutgirlsreceivingitintheass,andsoonandsoforth.Therearealsosomecategorieshere,prettymuchallaboutladiesgettingtheirway,butanyway,there'snothingtoointensehere.I'mtalkingabouteatingpussyandallthat,butnocategoriesaboutfemdomorsoftcoreoranythingofthatsort.HugepervertsarenotthetargetaudienceofNetfapx.comatall,andthat'sgood.Ifyouguyswanttowatchguysgettingtrampledbybitchesingianthighheelsandstufflikethat,youjusthavetomovetoanotherpage.OnNetfapx.comwelikemissionarysexwiththelightsoffforthesolepurposeofprocreation-justkidding.IfIhadtoclarifythistoyouinonesentence,Iwouldsaythis:thestuffyouseeonsiteslikeBrazzersorRealityKingsisexactlywhatyou'llseehere.It'snotthathard,isit?Doyougetit?Over-producedmainstreampornography.Theygottheideaforthesitenamefromacompanythatmakestheseboringshowsforthelowestofstandardspeople,sothetypeofcontentofferedheredoesn'tsurpriseme.PlayerYoueitherhatetheplayeroryouhatethegame,right?Well,Ihavetosay,I'mnotactuallyheretohateeither.Idon'tknowwhatImeanby"thegame"inthatstatement(theentirepornindustry,Iguess?),butIsuredoknowwhatImeanby"theplayer".Look,there'snothingspecialabouttheNetfapx.complayer,butitgetsthejobdone.Justlikethepornonthesite,it'snotthatbad.Imean,wedon'talwayshavetomakethingssupercomplicated.AvrilLavignegaveusahint.We'rejustheretolisten.It'sokayifyoudon'tunderstandthisstatement,notallofushaveaphaseofobsessingoverthispop-punkprincess.Allright,so,backtothemaincourse.Firstofall,Iwanttosaythatthisplayerloadsvideosreallyfast,whichissomethingIdidn'texpect.Imean,itlookscheapashell,anditdoesn'tgiveyouthatmanyoptions,butatleastyoucancontrolthevolume,andyoucanalsoplaythevideoinfullscreen,butthat'snotreallyaluxury,isit?Themoviesheredon'thavean"HD"optionoranythinglikethat,butforsomereasontheyalllookgreat.Isthe"HD"optionhereadefaultthing?Maybeforsomevideos,butI'mnotsosure.Callmeanidiotifyouwantandcan'ttellthedifferencebetweena480panda720pvideo,butI'msuremostpeoplecan'tdothateither.Itjustgoestoshowthatpeoplereallydon'tcarethatmuchifthepornisHDornot.Whatmattersisthattheporniscompletelyfree,that'sall.Now,arethereanyothertagsherethatareworthcheckingout?We'veseenthehomepageofthissite,andwe'vediscoveredthe"Categories"sectionofNetfapx.com,butisthereanythingelseherethatwe'vemissed?Well,inaway,yes.There'sthe"Pornstars"section.Youshouldcheckthisout.Imean,ifyou'rereallyinlovewithacertainpornstar,youshouldlookherupinthissectionandseewhatshehastooffer.Or,ifyou'reboredofyourregularbrowsing,youshouldheadovertothissectionandviewporninadifferentway.Itcandefinitelybeabreathoffreshair.TheperformersthatI'veseenonNetfapx.comsofarareactuallyquiteattractive,soIcandefinitelyseemyselfgawkingatthissectionofthesite,nodoubtaboutit.arenaWealmostforgotaboutthissectionofNetfapx.com,anditactuallyseemsprettydamnpointless,especiallyonanobscuresitelikethis.Imean,whywouldasupersimplesitelikeNetfapx.comneedasectionwherepeoplevotefortheirfavoritepornstars?Youknowthefactthatmostpeopledon'tevencareaboutthat,right?Icanonlyseemyselfgoingtothissectionofthesitetorelaxafteralongandhardjerkoff.Maybethat'swhattheythink,actually.MaybeI'mjustnotsmartenoughtounderstandthegeniusofNetfapx.com?Maybe.AconclusionThere'sreallynotmuchtosayaboutthispage,asit'sprettymuchlikeeveryotherpornsiteoutthere,butwithafewdifferences.There's"Arenas"(whichisn'tasfunasitsounds),andthere'sthe"Pornstars"section,whichtoomanyfreesitesmissoutontoday.Allinall,ifpornwasfree(whichitcertainlyishere)andthereweretonsofcategories,I'dbein.
