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YoumayhaveheardmyrantsabouthowI'mnothappywithhumansbecausetheykeepwantingtosticktheirdicksintheirmoms.Ifuckinghatethat.GivenwhatI'veseeninmylifetimeofwatchingporn,nothingscaresordisgustsmeanymore.Onceyou'vewitnessedaLithuanianmidgetdressedasaCatholicpriestbaptizingaburnedpersoninaseptictankoutsideatrailerpark,youbecomenumbtoexistentialnightmares.Incest,however,isonethingIrefusetobecomenumbto.WorstcasescenarioTheworstpartisthattheincestepidemichasspreadacrosstheentireplanet.IthoughtthisphenomenonwasperhapslimitedtotheUnitedStates,buttomygreatshame,ithasgonefar,faraway.ItseemsthatLatinculturehasn’tgottenintoitasdeeplyassomeothercultures,butAsiaandIndiahaveituptotheirnecks.IfyouspeakEnglish,Tamil,orJapanese,youcouldprobablyspendadaywatchingincestpornwhileflippingthroughfamilyphotoalbums.Today'ssubreddit,r/IncestSexStories,hasover1,270,000members.It'sfuckinghorrible.Itmakesmewanttoblowuptheplanetandstartoverasapondscumbag.We'veobviouslyscrewedupsomewherealongtheway.Sowhatthehellisgoingonhere?Whyhasincestbecomesodamnprevalentdespitebeingtheoreticallyoneoftheworstsexactsyoucanhave.IthinkIprobablyhavemorerespectforpeoplewhohavesexwithcorpses.It'ssuchasadthing.Ievenrateanimalsexhigherthanincest.AtleastIcanunderstandthedesperationofstickingyourdickinasquirrel.Iknowtherearesomefuck-incapablerednecksouttherewhojustwanttostufftheirpenisesintosomethingwarmandwet.Sure,it'sfuckinghorrible,butit'sstillbetterthanincest.NomatterwhatangleIlookatitfrom,Ican'timaginehavingsexwithmymom.PutyourcollegedegreetouseManyscientists,botanists,andsociologistshavespentthelastdecadetryingtounderstandwhatthehellisgoingonwithhumans.Onetheoryisthatithasnothingtodowithpeopleactuallywantingtofucktheiraunts.Ithastodowiththeextremetaboosurroundingtheact.It'stheridiculouslyunconventionalnatureofsexwithanunclethatgetsaman'spantiestiedup.Irefusetoacceptthatanswer.Thereareathousandandonetaboosexualactsthatpeoplecanperformtogettheirpeniseserectbeforesuccumbingtoincest.Trytothinkofitthisway.IfsomeonepressedaDesertEagleagainstmyskullandgavemethechoiceofeitherhavingsexwithmymomorspendingayearinjailgettingkickedfivetimesaday,I'dspendayearinjail.Iwouldn'thavetothinkaboutit.IfIcanspendayearinjailgettingmyballscrushedbysteel-toedboots,thenyoustupidfacescanfindtabooporn.Fordamnsake.There'smorefreepornontheinternetthanthereareairmoleculesintheatmosphere.Watchsomeshitporn,forGod'ssake.Whenyoureadthestoriesanddiscussionsthathappenonr/IncestSexStories,you'dthinktheseassholesweretalkingaboutwhattheyeatafterwards.Notoneofthemseemedtohavetheslightestideathatincestcouldbeataboosubject.It'sbeencompletelynormalizedintheirbrains.Thehumanbraincanmakeanythingseemnormal.SoIofficiallythrewthetaboooutthewindow.Otherresearchershavepointedtothedepictionofincestinthemedia.Forafewyears,GameofThroneswasthemostimportantshowontelevision.Ifyouhaven'twatchedit,I'llbetheonetoinformyouthatit'sfullofincest.There'sevenasetoftwinshavingsex!Youcan'tgetmoreincest!Itdoesn'tgetmoreincestthanthis.Theirkidscomeoutlookinglikeapoolofviscera.Andthat'sfine.Incestcanmakeforgreattelevision,evenifitdoesn'tmakeforgreatporn.FromwhatIcantell,visitorstor/IncestSexStoriesdon'thavetimetowatchHBOGo.Theonlythingtheyhavetimeforisincestandincestporn.It'safuckinglifestyle.Theseassholesarededicatedtothecraft.Ialsorejectthepopularmediaexcuse.First,asinglepieceofmediadepictingincest,evenapopularone,cannotmakeupforthethousandsofshows,movies,andbooksthatdepictitinanoffensiveanddisgustingway.Second,Idon'twanttostartthrowingmethafterwatchingBreakingBad.Showsarenotanexcuseforbadbehavior.Didn'tTipperGore'sjackassesteachusthatinthenineties?FrequentflyersThethirdtheoryproposedbysociologistshassomecredibility.The80-20ruleisasalesconceptthatstipulatesthat20%ofconsumerswillconsume80%oftheproducts.Inotherwords,yourregularcustomerswillbringyouthemostrevenue.Pornsitesknowthis,sotheyproducecontenttoservemasturbationaddictslikeyouandme.Inaddition,masturbationaddictsneedmoreandmoreextremecontent.Theideaisthatmostpeopledon'tlikeincestporn.It'sthejerk-offaddictswhoneedtheextrataboocontenttogettheirrocksoff.Thecasualjerkersareforcedtodealwiththeinfluxofincestpornbecausetheaddictsneedamorevigorousfix.Igetit,butIcanonlyputalotoffaithinthistheory.Thereasonis,nooneontheplanetwatchespornbytheneckofachickenmoreoftenthanIdo.I'mthefuckingking.IfIcanfindextremecontentthatdoesn'tinvolvemymother,socanyou.Despiteallofthis,thefactis,Ihaveajobtodo.IfpeoplewanttoturntheirfamilyreunionsintoorgiesandIcan'tchangetheirminds,Ihavetocensorincestporn.Imakethissacrificebecause,attheendoftheday,Iamamanofthepeopleandmypeopleneedme.Grandmahassometitsr/IncestSexStoriesisfilledwithstoriesofintercoursethatwillstaywithmefortherestofmylife.AllIcandonowistellyouafew."M26usedtomassagegrandma'sbreasts.Part2"wasthefirststorythatmademyeyeslightup.Part1wasnothingcomparedtoPart2.Thefirstpartdescribeshowthisdudemassagedhisgrandma'sshouldersandslowlyworkedherbreastsoverthecourseofseveralmonths.IwishIcouldbemoredisgustedwiththis,butthesecondpartisthemostimportant.Inthesecondpart,heexplainedhowhisgrandmotheroncedevelopedanitchyrashunderandinbetweenherbreasts.Afterwatchingherscratchingallday,M26askedifshecouldhelp.M26gotsomemedicinallotionandpowderandofferedtoapplyittoher.Heusedtheopportunitytomassageeveryinchofherbreast.Whenhewasdone,hewashedhishandsandimmediatelystartedmasturbating.Atleasthegottojerkoff.Inthefirstpart,hejustcreamedhispants.BabyMomIt'shardtotopthisstory,but"IGotMyMomPregnant2YearsAgo"doesitbest.Thestoryrevolvesarounda"weekofpassion"thatgoesonbetweenamotherandherson.Duringthatweektheyscrewedeachother'sbrainsout.Thesontriedallsortsofnewthingsonhismomandshelovedit.Heeven"suckedherbreasts"Iguessforoldtimessake.Despiteusingbirthcontrol,shegotpregnant.Luckily,thisbitchdidn'tkeepit.I'mgoingtobeatthesetwoupwithmycaranyway.Whathappenedtoshame?Didtheinternetruinoursenseofshame?I'mbringingitback.Youwildassholesneedsomeinyourlives.Honestly,nowthatIthinkaboutit,Iwishtheyactuallyhadthebaby.Iwanttoseewhatthatsonofabitchislike.Thewholeworldshouldseethis.Maybethiswillchangesomeofyoumindsaboutincestporn.ButIdoubtit.Youguysaregoingtobeincestloversuntilthedayyoudie.Ihateit.However,ifyoulikeincestpornstories,youwon'tfindabettercollection.r/IncestSexStorieshaseverythingyouneedtogetyourincestfix.Yourreadingskillswillbegreatlyimproved.ThethingIwanttochangeaboutr/IncestSexStoriesisthatitexists.Iwanttosetthesubredditonfireandbedonewithit.Ihopethisposthelpssomeofyoufeelashamed,butmorethanlikely,ithashadtheoppositeeffect.CheckoutwhatI’mwillingtodoformyreaders.
