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RedditDownblouse,akar/Downblouse!EveryonehasheardofReddit,I'm99%sure,andthat1%isforallthecivilianswhodon'tunderstand.Now,I'mnotheretotalkaboutRedditasawhole,ifyou'reinterestedinthatyoucancheckoutmyotherreviewwhereItalkaboutthisspecifically.HereIwillbecommentingonthe"Downloads"sectionofReddit,whichIlove.ForthoseofyouwhohavenevervisitedRedditbefore,whatthefuckwereyouthinking,howisthispossible?Imean,Redditisafantasticplacefilledwithsomanygreatusersandalotofnaughtysectionsthatalloweveryonetohavesomefun.Ofcourse,thisplaceisn'tdedicatedtopornorjustobscenecrap,youliterallyhaveeverythingonReddit...frompeoplesharingmemosoractualexperiences,topeoplesharingpornandeverythinginbetween.Iguessitalldependsonwhatyou'researchingfor,sinceIwasonRedditevenbeforeitsdesignchanged...youcancallmeOG.ButhereIwanttointroduceyoutothembeforeIgetdowntotheactualnaughtybusiness,astheyhaveaseriesofsections,eachdedicatedtosomethingquirky,naughtyorjustplainweird.So,whattoexpect?I'msureyou'rewonderingwhatyoucanexpectfromthisgreatsite,butthereasonIsayyouhavealittlesomethingtosayisthatwhenitcomestocontent,Redditisprimarilycontrolledbytheusers.Thisisawebsitethatwascreatedin2005andithasbeensuccessfulfor13yearsandcounting.Imean,thatsaysalot,right?Therearemanysubredditplacesforyoutovisit,dependingonwhatexactlyyouaresearchingfor.Now,fromalltheplacesI'vereviewed,thisisoneIcandefinitelyclaimthattheyhaveitall,andyou'llseewhy.However,theyalsooperatelegally,soyouwon'tseeanytroublesomeillegalshitifthat'syourthingforsomeweirdreason.Ifyouvisittheusualwikipage,youcanreadmoreaboutReddit,howtheystarted,howtheyoperate,andwhatelsetheyhavetooffer.IthinkthisshouldbeobvioussinceWikipediaownsprettymucheverything,andforthemostpart,theygettherightstoeverything...butifyou'reinterestedinthedownjacketpart,I'myourguy.We'veallhadthatexperiencewhenahotgirlbendsovertopickupsomethingandhertattooalmostfallsout,leavinguswithaperfectviewofhertophem.Well,thissectionisfilledwiththesetypesofimagesandevensomevideos,butforthemostpart,youhavepictures...andthat'stobeexpected.WhenIvisitedthissectiontherewasacutegirlwearingacutewhitetopbutshehadnobra.So,whenshereachesforherhairbrush,herbreastsareevenmorevisible,andluckily,whoevertookthephotodidn'tskimponthedetails.Therearealsolotsofnaughtysceneswithchickshavingabitofaslipperyorcoveredunderwearscene,Ithinkyouallknowwhatthatstuffisabout.Forthosewondering,ofcourse,Redditisfuckingfree.Thisisanorganizationthathasn'tturnedintoshitbecauseeventhoughthey'reprettyfuckingfamous,they'redowntoearthandnotshitheads.Sonomatterwhatthehellyousearchforontheirsite,youcanbrowseandenjoyeverythingforfree,whichisabigplusformostofmyaudience,Iguess.Thechicksherehavetittiesofallshapesandsizesandwedon'tjudge.WhileIlovehugebreasts,I'mfinewithballoonsofalltypes,Imean,tattoosaretattoos,whothehellarewetojudge.Youalsohavethewrinkledkind,butIdon'tseethatveryoften.Usuallyit'sfromaknownslutorarandomamateurbustychick.Again,italldependsonwhatthefuckyoulike,asI'msureRedditwilldeliver.Friendlycommunitywithlotsofpeopletotalkto.Ifyoudon'tsignup,youcanstillenjoyalmosteveryaspectofthissite,whichisprettydamngood.Now,ifyouwanttogetextrastuffonit,youshouldsignup,it'sfuckingfree.Youcanalsomakeyourownpostsorsubredditpages,butthisiswheretherulescomeintoplay.Makesureyoureadtherulesthoroughlybecauseyoucanandwillbebannedifyoubreakthem.Now,you'llbeforgiventhefirstfewtimes,butifyoucontinuetobeajerkanddisrespecttherules,don'texpectthemtogiveyouanykindoffreebie,Imeanitshouldbefuckingobvious.Justfollowtherulesandyou'lldefinitelygainalotof"karma"onReddit.Howeverythingworkshereandwhattherulesare,Iwon'twastemytimeexplaining,becauseifyou'reinterestedjustgoandseeforyourself.Sure,youcanuseapremiummembership,butthere'snoreasonyouneedto,andthat'sfine.Asafreemember,youcanexperiencead-freebrowsing,monthlycoinsgetyousome"extraordinarycontributionstoReddit,"intheirwords,andyougetaccesstomembers-onlyloungeswhereyoucanchatwithpremiummemberschat.Evenasafreememberyoucanchatwithothermembers,postcommentsandyourowncrap,that'swhyIsayRedditdidn'tbecomeabigdouchesiteafteritbecamefamous.Theystilllettheirfreeusersenjoythesitejustlikebefore,withsomeextraperksasapremiummember,whichisprettydamngoodtoo.Thepriceforpremiummembershipisfuckinghilariousasit'sonly$5.99permonth...I'msureeveryonewithastablejobcanaffordthat.Forexample,thisamountisnothingcomparedtosomeotherwebsitesthatdon’tprovideanyservices.Whenyousubscribe,youalsogetbonuscoinsandothercrap.Now,everythingabouttheirPremiumsectionisexplainedintheirPremiumFAQpage.EveryoneshouldvisitReddit.NormallyIdon'tliketooverhypeasiteevenifIthinkit'sworthvisitingbecauseeveryonelikesdifferenttypesofshit,butRedditisdifferent.Thisisacommunityorientedsitewithalotofgreatmemberswholovetoshareeverythingabouttheirlivesandhelpeachother.Therearealsoplentyofnaughtypartsforallyoudirtypervertsoutthere,butremember,thisisnotapornsite.Personally,IlovefrequentingReddit,Ievenhaveasectiononthesite,sooneperverttoanother,I'mprettydamnsureyou'regoingtoloveeverythingtheyhavetooffer.Startbybrowsingtheirnaughtysectiontoseewhatkindofshittheyhavebeforebrowsingorstartingpostingyourownshit.However,ifyou'regoingtopost,it'sagoodideatoalsocommentonotherpeople'spostsorstuff,becausethatwayyoucangainpopularity,andsoonandsoforth.Justcheckouttheirrulesandregulationstoseehowthesystemworks,becauseifyouwanttobearegularladyoumightaswellgetsomethingoutofthewholeexperience.Speakingofchatting,Ididmeetalotofinterestingpeopleandgettochatwiththem.TheywerehappytotellmeabouttheiroverallexperienceonReddit,bugs,andtheirfavoriteparts.I'veactuallymetsomemorenaughtypeoplewhohappilyaddedmeonothersocialmediaaccounts,wherewecouldcommunicatealotmorethanonReddit.Attheendoftheday,IthinkRedditisagreatplace,andifyoudon'tlikethatcrap,youcanalwayscheckouttheothercrapReddithastooffer.Thissiteisdedicatedtotheirusersandtheylovehavingtheirwishesfulfilled,soevenifyouhaveacomplaint,justcontacttheadminsbecausetheyoftenanswerquicklyandareactuallyprettyfuckinghelpful.