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MiaKhalifa!EveryoneremembersthisbeautifulLebaneseladyfromafewyearsago.Howcanyouforgetthoselegendarysceneswhereshesuckeddicksinahijabandcomparedwhiteandblackdickswithameasuringtape?ThisisthechickwhowasabigfanofRicoStrong'shugecockandaskedtobefuckedbyhim.ThisisthechickwhobroughtherfriendstoCaliforniatolearnhowtheprofessionalsfilmedblowjobsforBangBrosandevendefloweredavirginfantoshowhimhowaprofessionalslutgetseatenout. Icouldgoonandonaboutalltheclassicscenesthislovelyladywasapartof,butthatwoulddefeatthepurposeofwritingthisarticle.Ijustfinishedtakingashit,andafterscrollingthroughMia'sTwitter,Icansadlysaythatsheisnolongerthewomanweallobsessedoveralltheseyears.Miahasbetrayedeverythingsheaccomplishedintheindustryovertheyears.Thosebigpillowytits,thatcock-lovingsmile,andthatjuicyasshaveallleftthebuilding,assholes.MiaKhalifadidn'tjustleavetheindustry,shestoppeddoingporn.ShehadanOnlyFans,butdidn'tevenputitonherresume. Iwenttocheckifitwasstillactiveanditis,butshecallsit"safeforwork,butspicy."ScrewyouassholesIhatetotellyouthisisgoingtobethemostboringprofileyou'regoingtoseeonTwitterthesedays.Afewyearsagothiswouldhavebeengreatbutshe'sgonedownhillsinceshestartedthis"safeforwork"crap.Isshestillashotasever?Yessheis,butunfortunatelywe'renolongergoingtoseetheoldMiaKhalifawholovedgettingfuckedonthesetofBangBros. Sonohead?I'mnotgonnalie;shesuckedameandudeonce.Nowshe'sbusysuckingthelifeoutofherfollowerswithstupidassmemesandtryingtosoundsmartbyquotingLilWayne.Someofthepeoplewhofollowherthinkshecameupwiththeline"Safesexisgreatsex;betterputonlatex."That'swhatLilWaynesaidinhissong"Lolipop."Imean,shedidusealotofcondomsinhervideosbackintheday,butIdefinitelyrememberafewtimeswheresheabsolutelyfuckingdidn'tuseone. Whycan'twegobacktothedayswhenshesuckeddicklikealollipopinsteadofstealingquotesfromsongs?Whatthehellisgoingonhere?InsteadofOnlyFanspreviewsandthosebigasstittypics,yougetshittymemes,dancevideos,andvideosofhertryingtosing.Thethingis,youcantellshe'sstillaslut,justwaitingtocomeout. Herpostscansometimesbe"hot"assheputsit,butshe'snolongergivinguswhatwewant.Thisshithasbecomedownrightcornyandsadifyouaskme.She'llpostcleavagepics,bendover,andshowherasswhiletalkingtonewsorganizationsabouthowsheregretsdoingporn.Whatthefuckisthis?Shedoesn'tregretdoingporn;sheregretsthecontractshesignedandcontinuestoblameeveryoneelseinsteadofherself. Thisisn'tamoralissue,it'sanoralissue,thatcock-lovingmouthsaysmorethanajerkonlaxatives.It'sobviousshethinkshershitdoesn'tstink,shecontinuestotrollonTwitter,forwhat?I'mnottryingtoretaliateortalkoversomeone,buthell,someonehastobehonestwithyoujerkass.FollowingMiaKhalifawon'tmakeyourdickhardunlessyou'reaMiafan,butifyouare,youprobablydoitjusttoseethesideboobposts. ThesideofthebreastisbestI'mgoingtocuttothechasebecauseIcareaboutyouassholeswhowantanhonestreview.Mia'stweetsarenotpornrelatedinanyway.It'snotevenacomplimenttoherbestscenes,andshe'scertainlynotpostingOnlyFansteasers.Ifyouaskme,it'sprobablybecausethere'snothinglefttotease.Shedoesn'tfuckandfilmanymore,buttogivehersomecredit,she'sintofashion.Icheckedthelinkinherbioandshe'stryingtostartherownbrand.IgivemyhattoMiaKhalifabecauseshe'sabossbitch,butI'mnotgoingtolie;Imissherporn. WhoelseremembersMia'sfirstsexscene?Istillrememberthatpoolscenewiththesunshiningonherbeautifulskinlikeitwasyesterday.Shewasinthatwhitet-shirtwithaturquoisebikiniunderneath,hertitshangingout,andshewaswoozyashellsuckingcockthere.Itwasagreattime,butnow,she'sgoneAWOL.Andthatsleepoverwithherhotfriendswheresheworethosestripedknee-highsocksunderthosesexythick-framedglasses?Damn,sometimesIthinkIhaveapervertedphotographicmemory.Thatbeingsaid,I'mabigfanofthisbabeandhavefilmedallofhervideosthousandsoftimesormore. She’sneverbeenonthecastforPornDude,butdamn,I’mstartingtoregretnothavingherasoneofmyfirstguests.Ifshe’dleftBangBrosandsignedwithanothercompany,maybeshe’dstickaround.Maybeshe’dalreadybeenworkingonanotherdealthatsuitedhertermsbetter,butwhothefuckknowsatthispoint?Regardless,it’shardnottofeelalittlebitteraboutherdespitealltheshadeshethrows.I’llalwaysmissherdaysontheBBCwithRicoStrongandBrickzilla,butatleastIcanalwaysbinge-watchtheirmemoriesonthehub. BrickBrotherpullsbackIalreadysaidthis,ifyouwanttocrackanut,thispageisnoshit,unlessyou'returnedonbyherteasing,shakingherassandoccasionallyposingsideboob.It'snotwhatitusedtobeandI'mnotcontentwiththisshit.Ifyouaskme,MianeedstocallherboyBrickzillaandhavehimfillthosesweetsugarwallsupandgetthecameracrewbacktogetherforalittlenaughtyfamilyreunion.It'sagrandidea,butit'llprobablyneverhappen.I'mgladwestillhavehervideosonthetube,andwecanstillseethoseclassicsceneslikeBrickzillakickingheroutandevenSeanLawlessgettingafewwhilehecan. TheentireMiamiteamfrom2014-2015wasoutstandingandyourcockwillalwaysbesatisfiedafterwatchingtheseclassics.Thisindustryisconstantlychanging.Bitcheskeepcomingandgoingbutyoucannevergetawayfromwhatyouwereborntodo.MiaKhalifacontinuestoteaseherTwitterfollowersandeventhoughshehasmovedonfromporn,wejustcan'tseemtogettoit.Imean,evenbabeslikeVioletMyershavebeencomparedtoMiaandeventhoughVioletisahotmama,pervertslikeusstillmissMia'spornwork. Shenevertookthetimetorealizehowgoodshelookswithadickinfrontofthecamera,insteadoftryingtoimpressuswithhernewworldknowledge.I'mgladshe'smovingontobiggerandbetterthings,butIcan'tlie;sheneedsbiggerandbettercocks.AsforherOnlyFans,shekeepsitethereal,soherTwitterfollowersprobablydon'tcareaboutthat.She'sallaboutSFWcontent,butIwishshe'dbringbacksometittyposts.There'snothingsaferthanseeingMiaKhalifa'sbigtits,especiallywhenyou'rehavingabaddayattheoffice. WhatisthatTF?Forthefirsttimeinawhile,I'mgladthat'sover.Sowhat'stheverdictonMiaKhalifa'sTwitter?Itdoesn'tlookgood,myguys.Youmightgetsomesideboobactionoralittlesidecheekactionnowandthen,butIthinkthedaysofMiashowingusherNSFWsidearefuckingover.Thisisn'tacommentIenjoy;I'mmoreofahardcorepornloverthansomesocialmediafashionconnoisseur.MiaKhalifamayverywellhavechangedtheworldofpornforever,andshe'sdefinitelygoingtobeonmycastingcouchatsomepoint. Overall,MiaKhalifahaschanged,butaslongasshe'shappy,that'sallthatmatterstoher.Asfortherestofus,afterbinge-watchingoldclipsandmovies,it'shardtogobacktoherTwitterandseethatshehasmovedon,butwe'llalwayshavethesememoriestolookbackon.Thisshitisdifferent,butshe'sstilljustassexyasshewasin2014,onlythistime,shekeptherclothesonandworeahijablikeinthatscene.Whateverdignityshestillhas,she'sgoingtokeepthat,butasfortherestofus,we'retoofuckingdepravedtokeepitthatway. WhoelsemissesMiaKhalifa?Doyouthinkshe'llcomebackifthingsdon'tworkout?BangBrosprobablywon'tgiveheranotherchance,especiallyafterwhatshesaidabouthercontract.Butlet'ssayshedecidestoreturntoporn,orstartmakingpornonOnlyFans.Inthatcase,youcanbetI'llbeasexcitedabouthercontentasanaddictwhohasn'tgottenhisfillinyears.I'mnotgoingtolietoyou,assholes;herTwitterisassasfarasporngoes.However,IwishMiathebestinallherfuturepursuits!
