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"Ohshit,I'mgonnacumagain!"wasmyreactiontothispagesecondsbeforeIstartedthisreview.Icouldn'thelpit;thisisSophieDeethefuck.Unlessyouwanteveryonetoseeyourragingerection,you'llneedtostayinthewaterifyouseethisbabeoutsideinthepool.Shehasoneofthebestbodiesinporn.Shelookslikeshewassculptedbyasexgod,andyou'llgetahard-onjustbylookingather.Soifyou'reafanofpornstarswithBarbielooks,getoffthecenterandstopjackingofftoeverythumbnailyousee.I'vegottheperfectpageforyourindecisivecock,featuringthehottestbrunetteBarbiebabesyou'veeverseen. IusedtonotunderstandallthisTwitterpornbullshit,butforthepastfewweeks,thisisallIfuckingwatch.Ifyoudidn'tknow,TwitterthesedaysislikeRedditwhenitcomestoporn.Theyareverylaxwhenitcomestoporn,andaslongasyou'reloggedintoanaccountthat's18+,youcanviewNSFWcontent.LikemostadultcreatorsonTwitter,SophieDeehasamassedamassivefollowing.WithoveramillionfollowersonTwitteralone,she'smadeherlivingbycumming. Asmuchaswelovewatchinghergetfuckedandseehertightbubblebuttonthehub,shehasalotofshitonTwitterthatwillmakeyoucumharder.FromOnlyFansclipstonudestoclose-upsandselfies,you'llbecummingnon-stopaslongasyoufollowher.Oneofmyfavoritepartsofthispagefromthefirstglanceishowsheconsistentlyprovidesbinge-worthynudes,whichalsohelpsmakethisafantasticfappage. Withsomanywaystowatchporn,SophieDeeusesTwittertoheradvantage.ShekeepsusupdatedonallthesluttystuffshedoesonOnlyFans,aswellasothervideosshe’sbeenfilming.Icummedtentimesjustonherpagealone,soifyouhaven’tgivenherafollowyet,youdefinitelyshould.Butofcourse,maybeyou’realreadypumpingupyourlubeandwatchingallherTwittervideos.Still,I’mgoingtoanalyzewhatIlikeaboutSophie’sprofile,andI’llletyouknowifit’sapprovedbythepornsluts FirstImpressionsandFeaturesAftermyinitialinfatuationwithSophieDee,IpulledoutanotherbottleoflubeandspentsometimescrollingthroughherpagetoseewhatIwasgettingmyselfinto.I'dmadesomecommentsaboutsomeTwitterbitchesbeforethathadmedown,soIwasexpectingtheoccasionalmid-rangetittyandassshot.I'mabigSophieDeefan,butlately,Twitterpornseemstobeallthesame.AsIstartedscrolling,mycockstartedgettinghard,andbeforeIknewit,Iwasfappingagain.SoI'mwarningyou;becarefulfollowingthispageunlessyouhavethefreedomandtimetoruboneoutrightaway. Ifyou'reaphotoperson,it'ssodamngoodyouhavetogetupandjerkoffintherestaurantduringdinner.Themobileappmakesiteasytocreateasparkanywhere.IbrowsedonmydesktopsoIcouldjerkoffandwriteareviewatthesametime.Ifyou'reinaprivateplace,Irecommendscrollingandjerkoffonthedesktopforafasterexperience.Italsohelpstofindherfriendsandbookmarktheirpagesforfuturejerkoffs. Followingthispagewillmakeyouwanttojerkofftoeverysinglephotoandvideo.Ifyoulogintothe18+accountontheNSFWsetting,you'llknowwhatI'mtalkingabout.Thefirstthingyounoticeisthatthisisnotamid-levelpage.She'sactuallydoingthewhorethingsheisinthemovies.Becauseofallhercollaborations,you'llseeotherperformersandfindouttheirusernamestojerkofftolater.Itwillbeimpossiblenottojerkofftoyourcockwhenyoustartscrolling.Sobepreparedtoseeasses,titties,andslutsofherandherfriends! HerearetheadvantagesThere'snothingbetterthanfindingahotchickwho'shavingfunwithotherhotchicks.SophieDee'sprofilehasalotofself-promotion,butonethingIlikeaboutherprofileisthepromotionofherfriends.She'salwaysmixedupwithabitchwho'sjustasnaughtyassheis,andifyou'relucky,sometimesyoucangetapictureofthemtogether.Withsomanyvideosoutthere,sometimesit'snicetogetpicturesinsteadofvideos.Sophiedoesafantasticjobofprovidinguswithwallpaper-worthypictures.Soifyou'resomeonewhopreferspictures,welcometothehottestlesbianmagazineyou'veeverseen.It'sbetterthananyAVNmagazineI'veeverseen,sowelcome. Aftercummingmy30thtime,Igotlostinthedailyfappics.ThereweresomanypicsthatIliterallyworkedmyselfintoablackout.Screwthepost-fapcuddles;youcanheadovertoSophie'sprofileandjerkyourselfoff.Ifyou'reanOnlyFanssimp,you'llappreciatethedealsshesometimesthrowsup.Let'ssayyou'reinthemarketforanotherchicktojerkofftomonthly;sometimes,she'llofferdiscountsonherOnlyFans.Ifyousubscribeattherighttime,yougetlifetimeaccesstoherpremiumSnapchatorafreemembership.InadditiontojerkofftothefreeTwittercontent,followingherwillhelpyoustayinthelooponfuturecontentsalesifyoustartfakingtoomuch.We'veallbeenthere,it'sjustnotme.However,Ihavemyfavorites,andSophie-Deeisrightupthere. DisadvantagesandsuggestionsShe'sgotabinge-worthypage,andshe'shot,buttherearesomethingsIcouldseeherimprovingon.I'veseenalotonthispage,soit'shardformetocomeupwithanyflaws.IguessI'llstartwithwhatotherpeoplethink.Whyaren'ttherefull-lengthclips?She'ssohot;IwishIcoulduseTwittertoseehergetthosesweetsugarwallsfilledup,oratleasthaveananalscene.MaybeIjustneedtokeepscrolling,butIshouldn'tbecauseIcantestoutmynewpocketpussythatIjustgot.Itmakesmyfuckingtimetentimesbetter,butknowingIwon'tbeseeingSophieDee'stightassholearoundadickmakesmelesshappy. Ilovethatshehaspicsalmosteveryday,butitwouldbeevenbetterifshereplacedpicswithvideos.Jerkingofftopicsisfine;however,withthisnewpocketpussy,videosalwayshelpcreateanimmersiveexperience.Haveyoueverbeenjerkedofftoapocketpussywhileonlylookingatpics?Yeah,thatshitissoquiet.Allyouhearisyourlubedupcockgoinginandoutoftherubberorwhateverfuckingpocketpussy.That'snotagreatthingtohear.Wherearethemoansandscreamsandallthatotherhotstuff?Evenjustseeingherrubbingherpussyandhearingherclimaxhelpsmefillupthesugarwallsofmynewpocketpussy. Thisisn'ttheSophie-Deeversion,butIcanatleastimagineit,right?Iknowthisisapersonalquestion,butmaybesomeonereadingthistryingtotestoutnewproductsisontosomeTwitterporn.Ifyouhavetowatchavideoorhaveapreconceivedideathatyou'llunloadyourpenisonthisbitch'sprofile,goslow.SayingallIwanttodoisscrollthroughthevideos,andliketherearealotofthemhere;it'snotasconsistentasyou'dlikewhenitcomestowankingoff.Herpicsaremoreconsistentthanhervideos,soifthat'snotyourthing,youmightbedisappointed. Youhavetodoalittlebitofdigging,andifyou'renotasskilledatscrollingandwankingoffasIam,itcangetoldfast.It'sapageworthkeepinganeyeon,especiallyifyoulikeSophieDee,butdon'texpectmorevideosthanthat.Thisisn'tahub,andifyouwanttowatchherfuckinghardcorewithotherpeople,that'sprobablywhereyouneedtogo.But,dependingonwhatyou'relookingfor,you'llundoubtedlybeinterestedinthispage.Wealldo,andthat'swhyIrecommendittoyou. MyFinalThoughtsShehasprobablythebestbodywe'veeverseeninporn,andafterthisreview,Imightneedanewpocketpussy.Idon'tknowhowtodescribewhathappened,orhowtodescribeit,butIthinkIgotsomuchoutofthispagethatIbrokeit.Ididn'tevenknowitwaspossibletobreakameatstick,butIthinknexttimeI'llgetoneofSophieDee'spocketpussys,becausethatthinglooksimpressive.Fromwhatyouseeonthissite,it'sworththehassle.Butofcourse,ifyoulikebigtittedbrunetteBarbiechicks,you'llprobablybreakyourpocketpussy,too. Ilovethispage,Sophiehashadalotofsuccess,shehasoveramillionfollowers.She'llprobablygoover2millioniftherearesomeupgradeslikelongervideosandmorevideosinsteadofphotos.That'salotofdickstosubscribetoyoueverymonth.Clearlyshe'sdoingsomethingright;nowit'syourturntodotherightthingandfollowhersoyoucanseeotherreasonswhythispageisapprovedbyPornDumb Youknowwhat'sgoingtohappeninmostcases.Nowit'syourturntocum,goseeforyourself!Ifyou'renotalreadyfollowingSophieDee,whatthefuckareyoudoing?
