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Eighteen Touches

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Calabash Brothers

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The Bishoujo Dimension


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Whyareyouassholesforcingmetoreviewasitelikethis?IknowI'mThePornDudeandI'msupposedtobeopentoalltypesofporn,buthavewereallyfallenthisfar?Grannyporn?Seriously?That'swhatyouwantmetosay?Why?What'sthepoint?Isitbecausetheirskinfeelslikethesurfaceofaraisin?Orbecauseofthatstrongold-ageodoryoualwayshearabout?Iswear,whenIgetold,I'mgoingtofuckmyselfoffsotheworlddoesn'thavetoenduremystench.Butthenagain,youguysarejustsuperpervertsandsomehowsatisfyingyourpervertedfetisheshasbecomepartofmyjob.Iswear,I'dratherreviewscatporn.That'showbadIfeelaboutreviewingthissiterightnow.Today,we'regoingtotalkaboutStripChat.Morespecifically,we'regoingtolookatitsgrannysection,which,nodoubt,featuresalotofoldwomen'spussiesthatlooklikethey'vebeenrottingawaysincetheColdWar.Idon'tknowanyofyouwhowouldwanttostickanythingintheirpussies,letalonelickthem.Butapparently,therearemillionsofdudesaroundtheworldwholovewatchingoldwomeninheatplayingwithdildosandthelike.Thisisacamsite,though.Youmighthaveguessedthatfromthedomainname.Yep,it'sthegrannysectionofthesite.Whatkindofsiteisthis?Well,themainattractionisoldwomentakingofftheirclothesforafewtips.Then,they'llstufftoysuptheiroldpussieswhileyouguysjerkofftothembecauseyoudon'thaveanythingelsetodo.OldwomanfetishIsincerelyhopethatyourfetishforolderwomendoesn'tmeanyou'reintoyourowngrandma.Ihopeyoukeepthisthingseparatefromyourownfamily.Thatbeingsaid,whoknows,yourgrandmamightbelivestreamingonthissite,too.Anyway,let'snotdwellonmydislikeforthiskindofstuffandtakealookatsomeofthedetailsofStripchat'sgrannycategory.Thisplaceisjustasrespectableasyou'dexpect.Therearetonsofolderwomenhereperformingstripteaseandmasturbatinginfrontofwebcams.Theydothistoearntokensfromthesite.Afterreceivingenoughtokens,theywillmoveontothenextstep,whichmayormaynotincludemorekinkyacts.Whoknows,youmightseeanoldwomanbendoverwithherassstickingupandstuffingacucumberintoherasshole.However,sincethere'snothingtightonherbodyanymore,itlookslikeshe'sjustputtingacucumberinapaperbag.ThisiswhatIthinkeverytimeIseeoldwomenmasturbatingwithcucumber-sizeddildos.AmIbeingtooharshinmycomplaintsaboutthiskindofcontent?No,Idon'tthinkso.Jerkingofftooldwomenisaweirdthingtodo.I'mreviewingthiskindofcontenttoaddvarietytomysite.Itrytocovereverytypeofpornontheplanet,andunfortunately,grannypornisoneofthem.Ihopetoreviewscatpornsoon.Thosearegross,too,butatleasttheydon'tkeepmeupatnight.LotsofoldladiesGoodnewsandbadnews.ThegoodnewsisthattherearealotofgranniestochoosefrominStripchat'sgrannycategory,andfromwhatI'veseen,theyallcomeindifferentshapesandsizes.Inotherwords,there'svariety.Youcanchoosethegranniesyoulike,andyou'refreetochoose.Buthavingsaidthat,atthetimeofwritingthisreview,therewereonly22granniesonline.That'sabitlow.That'sthebadnews.Thereareonlyafewdozengranniesonlineatanyonetime,andthepeaktimecandoublethat,butthepeaktimedependsonthecountrythesegranniesarein,soyoucan'treallytellwhenit'speaktime.Ithinkweekendsareagoodchoice.I'mwritingthisreviewonaFridayduringtheday,soit'ssadthattherearen'tmanygranniesonlineonthesite.Butthenagain,thesewomenareveryoldandprobablyretired.Thatmeanstheycanstreamanytimeofdayiftheywant.Afterall,thepensionwillcome.Iguessbesidesmasturbating,theyalsoneedtospendsometimeknittingordoingotheroldladythings.Sorry,I'mnotanexpertinthisarea.TheoldestwomanIfuckedwaslessthan50yearsold,andeventhen,IstillfeltlikeIwasrobbingagrave.RefreshthepageBacktomydiscussionofdiversity,eventhoughthereareonlyafewdozenwomentochoosefrom,thereissomediversityonthissite,andthat'sbecausewomenageinalldifferentways.Somewomenhavesaggingbreasts,whileothershaveflatbreastsandsicklybonybreasts.Then,someoldladieshaveabunchoffatontheirass,whileothersareallboneyandalsolookabitsick.Someoftheseoldwomenarefat,somearereallyskinny.Therearesomereallyfatoldwomenhere,ohmygod,don'tlookatthem.I'mnotyourpastor,sofeelfreetodothat.I'mjustaveryopinionatedporncriticwhoisdisgustedanddisgustedbythisstuff.IhopeyouguysenjoywhatI'mdoingforyou.Youknow,thesereviewshavetobewrittenbysomeone.Inordertowritethisdamnreview,Ihadtowatchtheseoldwomenmasturbatinglive,andtheimageswillbeburnedintomymindforever.Idon'twantthat.Anyway,therearealotofgranniesonthissite,andfewofthemwouldbeconsideredsexybymystandards.Sure,thereareafewwomenintheir50swholooklikethey'reintheir40s.They'retheoneswhodressupinsexylingerieandmakeup,andIcanstillgetadickoutofthem.Therestarejustfreakswithdistortedbodies,saggybodies,andcouldeasilybethebadguysin"Stubbies."ButI'mnotheretojudgeyourtaste.Ifyouwanttojerkofftosaggyoldwomantits,checkoutthegrannysectiononStripChat.CompletelyfreeIhaven'tevenmentionedthebestpartaboutthissiteyet.Alltheshowsarecompletelyfree.Thankgod!Canyouimaginepayingforthiskindofcontent?Anyway,alltheshowsarefree,soyoucanwatchthemforhoursonendifyouwant.Youcanqueuethemupandjumpfromonegrannytoanotherifyouwant.Alsoworthnotingisthatnewgrannyhostsstarttheirshowseveryfewminutes,soifyougetboredofthegrannyyou'recurrentlywatching,youcanalwayscheckoutanotherone.Evenifyougoouttotakeashit,you'llfindawholenewlistofgrannieswhenyoucomeback.Naturally,youcanalsotiptheseoldladiestoshowyouwhatyouwanttosee.Ifitwereme,Iwouldgivethemafewtokenstoknitmeasweaterortellmeabedtimestory,butthat'sbecauseIgrewupwithmygrandparents.Foryouperverts,youcangivethemafewtokenstostickacucumberuptheirassholesorsomething.WhatthefuckdoIknow?Ican'tevencomprehendhowoldgenitalswork.Dotheystillworkproperly?Dotheystillsquirt,ordotheyhavetosprayWD-40betweentheirlegstolubricate?Thepointis,thereisanunlimitedamountofgrannypussiesonthissite,andallofitisinHDquality,dependingonthecamerathegranniesareusing.Thesiteitselfisverywell-knownandsuccessful,sothequalityofthecontenthereisboundtobetopnotch.Stripchatisoneofthebestsitesontheinternetwhenitcomestoliveporn,soyoucanbesuretoseesomegreatcontenthere.Asforgrannycontent,allIcansayisthatit'sthere,andthere'splentyofit.Ifyoulikeweirdstuff,checkoutStripChat'sgrannypage,andconsidertippingtheseladiesafewtokens.Theyreallyneedthetips.